Be afraid, be very afraid.
Aug. 27th, 2008 12:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
purplerabbitThere are gnomes with spiked boots in my womb and trolls with hammers in my head...
Some of my friends call a period "Shark Week." If so, this is a big monster man-eating one like in the movies. That apparently doesn't sleep and doesn't think I should either.
My guys say that the grumpy factor is so high this time that it feels like a poisonous cloud when I enter a room. It's not just grumpy, it's I am going to tear your face off.
I can't even stand myself and wish I could run away when I am like this.
Can I please have my menopause now?
It's like a flaky relationship. It's there for a few months with all those nasty hot flashes and then it leaves. But then it changes it's mind and comes back for a few months.
Okay, enough bad mixed metaphors now. I am going to take a hot bath. Maybe I can drown the gnomes.
Some of my friends call a period "Shark Week." If so, this is a big monster man-eating one like in the movies. That apparently doesn't sleep and doesn't think I should either.
My guys say that the grumpy factor is so high this time that it feels like a poisonous cloud when I enter a room. It's not just grumpy, it's I am going to tear your face off.
I can't even stand myself and wish I could run away when I am like this.
Can I please have my menopause now?
It's like a flaky relationship. It's there for a few months with all those nasty hot flashes and then it leaves. But then it changes it's mind and comes back for a few months.
Okay, enough bad mixed metaphors now. I am going to take a hot bath. Maybe I can drown the gnomes.
